After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Randomize
