im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
