I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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