Whoa Z and x make the same sound
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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