i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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