my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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