and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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