Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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