she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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