why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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