I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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