are you still at the devil's house?
i love accidental penises.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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