The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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