thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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