let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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