Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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