Kiss
Puke
She's JV to your varsity
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
