we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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