Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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