Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
You were trust falling into bushes
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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