i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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