okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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