so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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