Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
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