AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Let's paint friendship bongs
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Randomize
