his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
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I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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