I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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