So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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