Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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