Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I need help removing her.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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