Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
