Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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