You're so nebulous sometimes
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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