he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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