I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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