I'm drive I can fine osifer
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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