We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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