Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Less talking, more tequila
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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