That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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