spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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