Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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