i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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