i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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