belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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