the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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