Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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