Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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