Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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