I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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