Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
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